I’m actually a fan of Oscar Wilde, and so I couldn’t resist making a play on the title of his story. “The Picture of Dorian Gray” is erotic on its own, but this parody takes that premise to a much raunchier level.
The best part of writing this one was getting to use Victorian sex slang, specifically, the word “talleywhacker.” It’s such a perfect, fun word!
Yes, that’s the same cover model (and image!) I used for “Master, Come”. I just love him, and he seemed perfect for this idea.
Synopsis: In Victorian London, a proper Englishman has a problem – his lover is always horny. When he demands to know how Dorian keeps it up every minute of every day, he gets a little more than he bargained for. Does Dorian’s libido have a rational explanation, or is there something supernatural at work between his legs?
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Excerpt:
The rain chilled me to the bone as I walked across town. But the heat in my loins had not abated. I feared this would be another of those rude days on which I found myself tearing at Dorian’s clothes as soon as he opened the door. He never seemed to mind such days, though. I could only hope that his mind was just as randy as his body.
Perpetually aroused or not, Dorian took his precious time in answering the door when I knocked. I could tell from the boyish smile that greeted me that he’d kept me waiting on purpose.
“A wet morning, isn’t it?” he said, with all the enthusiasm of a good host. “Let’s get you out that coat.”
“I hope that isn’t all you want me out of,” I replied, making sure to brush my body against his as I moved past him and into the flat.
The narrow, two-story apartment was warm inside, and I could smell the pleasant smoke of a small fire in the next room. Were it not for my sexual impatience I might have huddled in front of the fire to warm myself. But the heat I desired right now could only be found in Dorian’s flesh.
I kissed him as soon as the door had closed behind us. His lips were soft and full and tasted vaguely of a sweet, creamy coffee. My tongue pushed into his mouth and his rose to join it. Our mouths tangled together. There was nothing romantic about this kiss, no pretense at sentimentality. I sucked at his mouth harshly as if trying to take him into me. Obliging, Dorian moved his tongue in and out from between my lips, mimicking what his cock would do to me later. I raked my teeth over his teasing tongue. In retaliation, he nipped at mine. I laughed into his mouth and clamped my lips against his again.
Dorian’s hands pulled my wet coat down my arms. Carelessly, he let it fall to the floor. In any other circumstances I would have found this rude, but right now I didn’t give a damn. The hot blood in my groin beat like a drum. I needed a good fuck this morning. I needed Dorian’s body against mine, decorum be damned.
He pushed me against the wall, his lips still devouring mine. His hands took to my shirt now, toying with the buttons. As he pressed himself to me, I could feel his hard cock straining against the fabric of his trousers. Though I was painfully randy, the walk had beaten my erection down a little, but Dorian’s prick was at the ready as always. The steely rod of flesh ground against my thigh. The feel of it rubbing my leg was enough to make me moan.
I was the broader of the two of us, but Dorian was far more sexually aggressive. With me pinned firmly to the wall, he worked his hips in between my legs, forcing me to part my thighs for him. He pushed his groin so hard onto me that my feet left the floor. His restrained erection grazed my own as he moved against me. His hands traveled down to cup my buttocks. Gripping me hard, he held me up so that his gyrating hips thrust his cock past my own, teasing the tender flesh that separated it from my entrance. The only thing keeping him from penetrating me right now was our trousers.
“This…is…an interesting…greeting,” I panted, tearing away from his lips.
Dorian chuckled and continued humping me. I was fully erect now, and my trousers had never felt thicker. They had become a prison for my cock and balls, squeezing them so tightly that there was no pleasure in the friction of our bodies moving against each other. Supported by Dorian’s weight and hands, I began to unfasten myself.
Dorian smacked my hands away.
“What the hell was that for?” I cried, standing on my own two feet as my lover stepped back from me.
Dorian grinned. “Punishment for your impatience. I feel like teasing you today.”
“And how am I supposed to benefit from that?” A perturbed heat rose in my face. Already I could feel the pressure of my clothes threatening my erection. Anger overtook my lust. “Not all of us blessed with your gifts.”
His eyes widened, startled.
“How do you do it, Dorian?” I demanded.
His dark eyes feigned ignorance. “Do what?”
“You know damn well what I’m asking.” I straightened my shirt collar in frustration. “Your talleywhacker! How do you keep it in this condition? This isn’t at all natural!”
Dorian chuckled boyishly. “I supposed I am just fortunate.”
“Hogwash. I’ve spent enough nights with you to know that that that cock never rests. You spurt all over me and it doesn’t go down even an inch!”
He arched an eyebrow. “Are you complaining?”
I sighed. “No. But I want to know why I can never tire you out.”
Dorian was silent for several minutes. The blood of anger began draining from my face. Yes, I wanted to know, but at what expense? Had I hurt him?
“Come,” he said finally, holding out his hand to me. “I want to show you something.”